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	<title>How to be Bulletproof</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>#34: &#8230;that&#8217;s a pretty long list.</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/05/08/34/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img height="1025px" width="698px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-05-08bp31.jpg" alt="#34: ...that's a pretty long list." border="0" title="#34: ...that's a pretty long list." />If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from WOWIO. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img height="1025px" width="698px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-05-08bp31.jpg" alt="#34: ...that's a pretty long list." border="0" title="#34: ...that's a pretty long list." /><br /><p>If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from <a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, which is very important for all beings alive upon this planet. Remember&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>.</p>
<p>If you like my book to the point of needing a flesh and blood copy you can order issue one at <a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=808">INDY PLANET</a>.</p>
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		<title>American Abstract</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/05/06/american-abstract/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 07:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to be very busy for the next few weeks due to finals at school. That means this is going to be the last post till May 20th, or possibly May 27th. I know you&#8217;ll miss my illustrated words woven together like&#8230;
&#8230;a master wordsmith would weave words. My life&#8217;s like being a blacksmith, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to be very busy for the next few weeks due to finals at school. That means this is going to be the last post till May 20th, or possibly May 27th. I know you&#8217;ll miss my illustrated words woven together like&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;a master wordsmith would weave words. My life&#8217;s like being a blacksmith, but with words. Weeee-ords. I still need to set up a print and pdf version for issue two so my loyal fans can have access to it before it&#8217;s published online. EeeeeEEyip. That&#8217;s going to be the major thing I&#8217;ll be working on for the site the next couple weeks.</p>
<p>For the painting this week I present a somber piece, to represent the sadness you must feel for my upcoming 3 week newsletter hiatus. It&#8217;s called &#8220;American Abstract&#8221; and &#8230;it weez dun n oyles.</p>
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		<title>#33: Oooh, my Sam.</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/05/01/33/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img height="1025px" width="722px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-05-01bp30.jpg" alt="#33: Oooh, my Sam." border="0" title="#33: Oooh, my Sam." /><br /><p>If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from <a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, which is very important for all beings alive upon this planet. Remember&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>.</p>
<p>If you like my book to the point of needing a flesh and blood copy you can order issue one at <a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=808">INDY PLANET</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nope.</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/29/nope/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not today, my friends.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not today, my friends.</p>
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		<title>#32: Sneazy and Slappy been wacked.</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/24/32-now-listen-very-closely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img height="1021px" width="696px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-04-24bp29.jpg" alt="#32: Sneazy and Slappy been wacked." border="0" title="#32: Sneazy and Slappy been wacked." />If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from WOWIO. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img height="1021px" width="696px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-04-24bp29.jpg" alt="#32: Sneazy and Slappy been wacked." border="0" title="#32: Sneazy and Slappy been wacked." /><br /><p>If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from <a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, which is very important for all beings alive upon this planet. Remember&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>.</p>
<p>If you like my book to the point of needing a flesh and blood copy you can order issue one at <a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=808">INDY PLANET</a>.</p>
<p>You can see a sneak peek of next week’s page by clicking the link below.<br />
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		<title>The Old Bastard&#8217;s Manifesto</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/22/the-old-bastards-manifesto/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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This is titled &#8220;Mother/Daughter&#8221;, it&#8217;s done in graphite.
In other news I ran across a fantastic essay online, I was told it was written by the legendary Warren Ellis. I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s true or not but I found it quite entertaining and insightful. It&#8217;s kind of like a comic writer&#8217;s interpretation of King Henry [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is titled &#8220;Mother/Daughter&#8221;, it&#8217;s done in graphite.</p>
<p>In other news I ran across a fantastic essay online, I was told it was written by the legendary Warren Ellis. I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s true or not but I found it quite entertaining and insightful. It&#8217;s kind of like a comic writer&#8217;s interpretation of King Henry V&#8217;s &#8220;cry havoc and let&#8217;s slip the dogs of war&#8221; speech. By the way, if your unfamiliar with Ellis&#8217; work, google him and buy some of his books, their great.  This manifesto was written around the turn of the century. Well, here&#8217;s a link to it&#8230;.<br />
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<strong>The Old Bastard&#8217;s Manifesto</strong></a></center></p>
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		<title>#31: One day later&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/17/31-sneezy-and-slappy-been-wacked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img height="1025px" width="688px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-04-17bp28.jpg" alt="#31: One day later..." border="0" title="#31: One day later..." /><br /><p>If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from <a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in .pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, which is very important for all beings alive upon this planet. Remember&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>.</p>
<p>If you like my book to the point of needing a flesh and blood copy you can order issue one at <a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=808">INDY PLANET</a>.</p>
<p>You can see a sneak peek of next week’s page by clicking the link below.<br />
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		<title>El Primo y Francisco Lezcano</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/15/el-primo-y-francisco-lezcano/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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El Primo y Francisco Lezcano 14&#8243;x18&#8243;. I just watched  &#8220;Escaflowne: The Movie&#8221;&#8230;lame! Otaku Anime chick flick. I also watched &#8220;Justice League: The New Frontier&#8221;&#8230; surprisingly&#8230; not good.
Next week lameness will more than likely continue  to rule the day.
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<p>El Primo y Francisco Lezcano 14&#8243;x18&#8243;. I just watched  &#8220;Escaflowne: The Movie&#8221;&#8230;lame! Otaku Anime chick flick. I also watched &#8220;Justice League: The New Frontier&#8221;&#8230; surprisingly&#8230; not good.</p>
<p>Next week lameness will more than likely continue  to rule the day.</p>
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		<title>#30: The comic that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/10/30-one-day-later/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img height="1025px" width="671px" src="http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/comics/2008-04-10COVER2.jpg" alt="#30: The comic that..." border="0" title="#30: The comic that..." /><br /><p>If you like this site and my book help support it by downloading the entire first issue from <a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>. For every download I get .50 cents of the advertising costs and you get all 27 pages of issue one in pdf form for FREE. Along with that you also get my undying love and respect, which is very important for all beings alive upon this planet. Remember&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>&#8230;<a href="http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=3214">WOWIO</a>.</p>
<p>If you like my book to the point of needing a flesh and blood copy you can order issue one at <a href="http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=808">INDY PLANET</a>.</p>
<p>You can see a sneak peek of next week’s page by clicking the link below.<br />
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		<title>It&#8217;s Alan Alda!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtobebulletproof.com/2008/04/08/its-alan-alda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Here&#8217;s a painting of one of America&#8217;s most beloved icons, can you guess who it is, my kiddies? That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s Alan Alda! I have titled this masterwork &#8220;HAWK EYE&#8221;! Till next week my fine young Cherokees.
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<p>Here&#8217;s a painting of one of America&#8217;s most beloved icons, can you guess who it is, my kiddies? That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s Alan Alda! I have titled this masterwork &#8220;HAWK EYE&#8221;! Till next week my fine young Cherokees.</p>
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