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I want to be a Pelican.

August 19th, 2008

There are many things that I’ve been surprisingly happy about with this online venture, one of them being William Hung. One thing I have not been happy about though is the constant bombardment of spam to my comments section. I’m sure many of you would appreciate getting excellent deals on prescription Viagra and pornography but this is not the site to investigate those opportunities. Because of this circumstance I’ve decided to suspend activity on my comments section for the near future. If you’re actually interested in my webcomic and want to ask me questions about it you can go to my MYSPACE ACCOUNT and ask your questions there, or you can e-mail me at howtobebulletproof@gmail.com. Hopefully I’ll be able to avoid crude amounts of spam through this method.

A friend of mine told me about this video of a pigeon being eaten by a pelican. I find this video a bit symbolic of this spam situation. I’m just a pigeon who wants to eat some grass and fly around freely in this concrete jungle of a society we have. But instead of living your life a pelican comes over and tosses you into his gullet, and just completely fuck’s with your day. It’s kind of like that whole Russia/Georgia thing, Russia being the pelican.

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