WOWIO: The Greatest Site in the World
January 15th, 2008Damn, I’m tired. I just began school again for the umpteenth time and hopefully this time it’s going somewhere. This means that my page production is going to wane a bit but fear not, fair reader, for I have plenty in the can to fill out the semester. This post will be a little less interesting since I’m, at this very moment, physically sleeping. I won’t go into what I’m planning to study, let me just say it involves alchemy and sword play. Both of which, I modestly announce, I do with grace and confidence.
Anyways, I have some great news for the few who care, issue #1 of HOW TO BE BULLETPROOF is now available on the awesome site WOWIO. That means all 28 pages of issue #1 are available for download here.
You might be wondering why I would release the entire first issue as a PDF prior to it being available on my site. There are three reasons for this, the first is that I’m asleep and probably not thinking straight. The second is that the process for me getting onto WOWIO went faster than I expected. And third, I get .50 cents for every download through WOWIO. Now don’t worry, it’s not your .50 cents, it’s the advertisers. That’s right, giant super companies like VERISON place their ads before and after the PDFs in hope of ensnaring you into their web of lies. And God bless them for it I say. Because what’s America without advertisers? It ain’t much I’ll tell ya that! Everybody needs good PR, me included. Actually, that’s not true, I never do anything negligent, I’m pretty tame. Unless, of course, it’s to promote my ranking on Call of Duty 4. Intimidation factor is always an advantage in the heat of battle.







