On this beautiful New Year’s Eve as many of you will be snuggling with loved ones I will be coughing up a lung. I say that because I have contracted some sort of nasty bug that has given me the benefit of being able to crap liquid out my ass and also out my mouth. Ah yes, the joy of holidays that many you have the luxury of experiencing…I curse you all. May you all have unsatisfying and very quick sex that hurts emotionally and/or physically. Again, I say this because I will not even have the luxury of having even that this terrible, terrible New Years Eve. Furthermore, HAPPY NEW YEAR 3008!

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